The entire region where I live is frozen under mountains of snow, so I decided to watch the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie. And then my brain decided this was a good idea.
Oh well, I granted Sherlock's wish, I made him a pirate.
Mrs.Hudson the parrot can say lots of things such as: "not your housekeeper" everytime you annoy her, "it's not decent" when you're clearly doing something wrong or stupid and "SHERLOCK!" followed by a peck on the hand when her owner is misbehaving.
Charachters © ACD/BBC